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The Table Had Feelings This Week (week ending May 29th, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 29 May 2026 23:00:04 +0000

A week has passed, and the rankings have chosen violence.

All changes below come from the all-time snapshot on May 22nd, 2026 compared with May 29th, 2026.

This week in numbers: 15 rank-reshuffles inside the top 250. If you’re wondering whether people voted: yes — almost 27,000 votes, to be precise-ish.

This week’s highlights

A sharp rise, a smug landing: 2,598th.

Up 1,543 places to 2,598th.

A quiet tumble, finishing at 4,664th.

Down 1,435 places to 4,664th.

A climb with intent — now firmly 1,377th.

Up 1,202 places to 1,377th.

It slid to 2,221st and is currently avoiding eye contact.

Down 1,137 places to 2,221st.

If you only click a few…

Down 1,041 places to 3,438th.

Down 1,026 places to 4,565th.

Down 994 places to 1,214th.

Down 943 places to 4,894th.

Down 907 places to 5,369th.

Up 888 places to 2,674th.

Other biggest climbers

Climbing the table like they’ve got somewhere better to be.

Up 879 places to 2,319th.

Up 833 places to 2,798th.

Up 804 places to 3,327th.

Up 797 places to 2,193rd.

Up 794 places to 2,610th.

Up 766 places to 1,494th.

Up 762 places to 1,813th.

Up 748 places to 1,795th.

Up 739 places to 2,164th.

Up 731 places to 696th.

Up 728 places to 2,490th.

Up 723 places to 2,734th.

Other biggest fallers

If you need them, they’ll be at the bottom end of their feelings.

Down 824 places to 1,911th.

Down 803 places to 3,451st.

Down 799 places to 2,396th.

Down 795 places to 3,144th.

Down 788 places to 3,015th.

Down 787 places to 2,985th.

Down 787 places to 3,616th.

Down 786 places to 3,028th.

Down 782 places to 3,049th.

Down 771 places to 3,764th.

Down 749 places to 3,214th.

Down 740 places to 2,534th.

New and returning faces in the top 250

Some are new. Some have returned. None of them are here to be subtle.

9th.

155th.

162nd.

199th.

208th.

214th.

215th.

216th.

219th.

230th.

232nd.

245th.

Over to you

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Weekly Round-up: Movers & Shakers (week ending May 22nd, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 22 May 2026 23:00:04 +0000

Weekly update: some climbed, some slid, and a few appear to have been launched from a trebuchet.

This round-up compares the all-time league positions on May 15th, 2026 against May 22nd, 2026.

This week in numbers: 26 contenders pushed their way into the top 250. People definitely had opinions this week: more than 29,000 votes worth of them.

This week’s highlights

It’s climbed like it had a deadline: 2,296th.

Up 2,535 places to 2,296th.

It slid to 4,710th and is currently avoiding eye contact.

Down 2,451 places to 4,710th.

A rough one — it’s slipped to 3,951st.

Down 2,240 places to 3,951st.

Gravity got involved and it ended up at 5,392nd.

Down 1,652 places to 5,392nd.

If you only click a few…

Down 1,573 places to 6,123rd.

Up 1,545 places to 184th.

Up 1,476 places to 3,198th.

Down 1,312 places to 3,229th.

Up 975 places to 608th.

Down 930 places to 3,023rd.

Other biggest climbers

Pure upward chaos. You love to see it.

Up 840 places to 3,041st.

Up 822 places to 912th.

Up 800 places to 1,541st.

Up 784 places to 2,261st.

Up 773 places to 2,034th.

Up 766 places to 705th.

Up 733 places to 1,613th.

Up 730 places to 3,505th.

Up 726 places to 2,408th.

Up 720 places to 826th.

Up 693 places to 1,231st.

Up 673 places to 3,096th.

Other biggest fallers

The table giveth, and this week it mostly taketh away.

Down 882 places to 3,316th.

Down 863 places to 3,473rd.

Down 847 places to 2,064th.

Down 802 places to 3,134th.

Down 801 places to 2,952nd.

Down 770 places to 4,083rd.

Down 741 places to 3,618th.

Down 738 places to 4,784th.

Down 736 places to 3,126th.

Down 725 places to 3,098th.

Down 720 places to 4,874th.

Down 716 places to 3,575th.

New and returning faces in the top 250

Some are new. Some have returned. None of them are here to be subtle.

1st.

60th.

92nd.

121st.

141st.

168th.

170th.

181st.

210th.

212th.

218th.

219th.

Over to you

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The Weekly Shake-Up: Top Movers (week ending May 15th, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 15 May 2026 23:00:03 +0000

The league table has done that thing again. You know the thing.

This week’s shifts are measured from May 8th, 2026 to May 15th, 2026 (all-time rankings, not monthly).

This week in numbers: 24 entries barged into the top 250. Also: a lot of clicking. We logged almost 27,000 votes.

This week’s highlights

This one didn’t so much climb as teleport: 1,321st.

Up 1,887 places to 1,321st.

It’s had a very productive week and ended up at 1,443rd.

Up 1,097 places to 1,443rd.

A sharp rise, a smug landing: 2,701st.

Up 1,044 places to 2,701st.

A quiet tumble, finishing at 3,854th.

Down 1,026 places to 3,854th.

If you only click a few…

Down 920 places to 3,183rd.

Down 906 places to 2,532nd.

Down 882 places to 3,702nd.

Up 880 places to 1,634th.

Down 871 places to 3,937th.

Down 854 places to 5,032nd.

Other biggest climbers

The risers: loud, proud, and mildly disrespectful to physics.

Up 812 places to 1,131st.

Up 770 places to 2,217th.

Up 742 places to 1,156th.

Up 740 places to 2,848th.

Up 722 places to 1,516th.

Up 702 places to 3,296th.

Up 699 places to 3,502nd.

Up 687 places to 4,236th.

Up 673 places to 3,770th.

Up 672 places to 2,717th.

Up 657 places to 3,926th.

Up 651 places to 1,643rd.

Other biggest fallers

Somewhere, a tiny violin is playing.

Down 841 places to 1,718th.

Down 829 places to 4,733rd.

Down 823 places to 4,783rd.

Down 809 places to 2,323rd.

Down 803 places to 2,976th.

Down 801 places to 3,274th.

Down 796 places to 3,031st.

Down 793 places to 2,669th.

Down 791 places to 1,760th.

Down 784 places to 2,876th.

Down 772 places to 2,638th.

Down 753 places to 2,446th.

New and returning faces in the top 250

Fresh arrivals — and familiar names making a comeback.

25th.

41st.

64th.

70th.

132nd.

187th.

189th.

191st.

194th.

196th.

208th.

211th.

Over to you

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The Weekly Shake-Up: Top Movers (week ending May 8th, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 08 May 2026 23:00:33 +0000

The league table has done that thing again. You know the thing.

This round-up compares the all-time league positions on May 1st, 2026 against May 8th, 2026.

This week in numbers: 24 entries barged into the top 250. People definitely had opinions this week: almost 27,000 votes worth of them.

This week’s highlights

The table has been unkind: 2,988th.

Down 946 places to 2,988th.

This one didn’t so much climb as teleport: 2,949th.

Up 910 places to 2,949th.

It’s had a very productive week and ended up at 2,689th.

Up 862 places to 2,689th.

A sharp rise, a smug landing: 1,668th.

Up 851 places to 1,668th.

If you only click a few…

Up 849 places to 3,307th.

Down 833 places to 3,591st.

Up 831 places to 1,621st.

Up 829 places to 1,677th.

Down 829 places to 2,943rd.

Down 825 places to 3,371st.

Other biggest climbers

Pure upward chaos. You love to see it.

Up 791 places to 2,393rd.

Up 763 places to 3,017th.

Up 758 places to 1,923rd.

Up 739 places to 1,684th.

Up 732 places to 2,147th.

Up 711 places to 2,444th.

Up 709 places to 3,772nd.

Up 679 places to 1,780th.

Up 656 places to 811th.

Up 655 places to 807th.

Up 655 places to 3,337th.

Up 654 places to 3,400th.

Other biggest fallers

Gravity remains undefeated.

Down 804 places to 2,530th.

Down 776 places to 4,398th.

Down 762 places to 1,953rd.

Down 760 places to 3,118th.

Down 744 places to 4,068th.

Down 744 places to 4,876th.

Down 729 places to 2,342nd.

Down 721 places to 3,458th.

Down 714 places to 4,295th.

Down 710 places to 4,174th.

Down 690 places to 2,245th.

Down 689 places to 1,724th.

New and returning faces in the top 250

Fresh arrivals — and familiar names making a comeback.

48th.

103rd.

141st.

147th.

156th.

191st.

199th.

201st.

214th.

215th.

217th.

225th.

Over to you

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Weekly Round-up: Movers & Shakers (week ending May 1st, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 01 May 2026 23:00:03 +0000

Weekly update: some climbed, some slid, and a few appear to have been launched from a trebuchet.

All changes below come from the all-time snapshot on April 24th, 2026 compared with May 1st, 2026.

This week in numbers: 17 contenders pushed their way into the top 250. People definitely had opinions this week: almost 27,000 votes worth of them.

This week’s highlights

A rough one — it’s slipped to 2,923rd.

Down 1,090 places to 2,923rd.

Someone’s been busy — it’s climbed into 1,546th.

Up 1,037 places to 1,546th.

It’s treated the table like a suggestion and ended up at 2,494th.

Up 981 places to 2,494th.

Big momentum energy — now at 2,086th.

Up 909 places to 2,086th.

If you only click a few…

Up 905 places to 1,772nd.

Down 879 places to 4,534th.

Down 842 places to 3,239th.

Down 842 places to 3,371st.

Up 834 places to 2,481st.

Down 828 places to 2,396th.

Other biggest climbers

The risers: loud, proud, and mildly disrespectful to physics.

Up 814 places to 1,236th.

Up 794 places to 1,581st.

Up 792 places to 3,584th.

Up 785 places to 4,004th.

Up 778 places to 3,219th.

Up 768 places to 2,083rd.

Up 761 places to 2,394th.

Up 756 places to 2,517th.

Up 754 places to 2,168th.

Up 737 places to 2,464th.

Up 714 places to 1,466th.

Up 704 places to 1,427th.

Other biggest fallers

You can almost hear the sliding noise.

Down 827 places to 2,308th.

Down 824 places to 2,671st.

Down 805 places to 3,801st.

Down 797 places to 5,194th.

Down 790 places to 5,452nd.

Down 786 places to 3,189th.

Down 764 places to 4,907th.

Down 757 places to 2,547th.

Down 755 places to 2,511th.

Down 753 places to 2,528th.

Down 753 places to 2,885th.

Down 751 places to 3,568th.

New and returning faces in the top 250

Some are new. Some have returned. None of them are here to be subtle.

47th.

90th.

106th.

109th.

204th.

215th.

216th.

218th.

220th.

221st.

229th.

232nd.

Over to you

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Rank Chaos Report: Top Movers (week ending April 24th, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 23:00:04 +0000

Another week, another league table that refuses to behave like a proper spreadsheet.

We’re judging the week by one thing: how the all-time table changed between April 17th, 2026 and April 24th, 2026.

This week in numbers: 21 rank-reshuffles inside the top 250. If you’re wondering whether people voted: yes — almost 27,000 votes, to be precise-ish.

This week’s highlights

It’s climbed like it had a deadline: 1,691st.

Up 1,159 places to 1,691st.

It’s drifted down to 4,728th with the energy of a deflating balloon.

Down 1,128 places to 4,728th.

A bold move, and now it’s sitting at 795th.

Up 1,104 places to 795th.

A quiet tumble, finishing at 3,488th.

Down 979 places to 3,488th.

If you only click a few…

Down 958 places to 2,308th.

Up 947 places to 3,714th.

Up 919 places to 1,509th.

Down 902 places to 3,600th.

Down 876 places to 3,858th.

Down 874 places to 3,571st.

Other biggest climbers

Pure upward chaos. You love to see it.

Up 830 places to 2,660th.

Up 812 places to 2,938th.

Up 811 places to 3,202nd.

Up 807 places to 1,381st.

Up 779 places to 3,029th.

Up 762 places to 2,257th.

Up 751 places to 2,765th.

Up 730 places to 2,051st.

Up 716 places to 1,198th.

Up 715 places to 3,034th.

Up 705 places to 2,112th.

Up 703 places to 2,574th.

Other biggest fallers

If you need them, they’ll be at the bottom end of their feelings.

Down 833 places to 4,861st.

Down 819 places to 2,454th.

Down 777 places to 5,509th.

Down 766 places to 3,212th.

Down 745 places to 3,066th.

Down 742 places to 3,141st.

Down 741 places to 2,712th.

Down 741 places to 3,697th.

Down 740 places to 3,201st.

Down 735 places to 2,219th.

Down 733 places to 2,198th.

Down 729 places to 3,891st.

New and returning faces in the top 250

A few new names, a few old favourites reappearing like nothing happened.

60th.

109th.

119th.

145th.

173rd.

182nd.

187th.

188th.

199th.

217th.

219th.

226th.

Over to you

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The Table Had Feelings This Week (week ending April 17th, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 17 Apr 2026 23:00:04 +0000

A week has passed, and the rankings have chosen violence.

This round-up compares the all-time league positions on April 10th, 2026 against April 17th, 2026.

This week in numbers: 24 new faces (or returning troublemakers) muscled into the top 250. People definitely had opinions this week: more than 31,000 votes worth of them.

This week’s highlights

It’s drifted down to 4,447th with the energy of a deflating balloon.

Down 1,028 places to 4,447th.

It’s climbed like it had a deadline: 1,916th.

Up 972 places to 1,916th.

A bold move, and now it’s sitting at 765th.

Up 884 places to 765th.

Absolutely refusing to be ignored, it’s now sitting at 2,687th.

Up 879 places to 2,687th.

If you only click a few…

Up 877 places to 2,359th.

Up 845 places to 1,460th.

Down 841 places to 3,659th.

Down 835 places to 2,796th.

Down 825 places to 2,374th.

Down 818 places to 2,213th.

Other biggest climbers

These are the ones doing the heavy lifting this week.

Up 814 places to 2,807th.

Up 812 places to 1,417th.

Up 755 places to 1,160th.

Up 702 places to 3,231st.

Up 696 places to 2,577th.

Up 672 places to 1,686th.

Up 670 places to 2,680th.

Up 668 places to 2,954th.

Up 654 places to 1,709th.

Up 650 places to 2,968th.

Up 640 places to 1,404th.

Up 639 places to 3,709th.

Other biggest fallers

A rough week at the office for this lot.

Down 810 places to 4,976th.

Down 809 places to 3,582nd.

Down 805 places to 4,135th.

Down 796 places to 3,896th.

Down 763 places to 2,484th.

Down 753 places to 4,115th.

Down 748 places to 3,943rd.

Down 737 places to 4,268th.

Down 736 places to 4,313th.

Down 726 places to 3,737th.

Down 719 places to 2,074th.

Down 719 places to 3,346th.

New and returning faces in the top 250

A few new names, a few old favourites reappearing like nothing happened.

136th.

159th.

168th.

186th.

195th.

202nd.

205th.

210th.

214th.

218th.

220th.

223rd.

Over to you

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Weekly Round-up: Movers & Shakers (week ending April 10th, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 10 Apr 2026 23:00:04 +0000

Weekly update: some climbed, some slid, and a few appear to have been launched from a trebuchet.

This week’s shifts are measured from April 3rd, 2026 to April 10th, 2026 (all-time rankings, not monthly).

This week in numbers: 13 entries barged into the top 250. If you’re wondering whether people voted: yes — almost 28,000 votes, to be precise-ish.

This week’s highlights

Down to 3,446th, somewhere a tiny violin is warming up.

Down 1,227 places to 3,446th.

A week of pure ambition, ending at 1,990th.

Up 1,225 places to 1,990th.

It’s drifted down to 4,216th with the energy of a deflating balloon.

Down 909 places to 4,216th.

A quiet tumble, finishing at 2,605th.

Down 878 places to 2,605th.

If you only click a few…

Up 862 places to 3,611th.

Up 846 places to 1,533rd.

Up 833 places to 2,148th.

Up 818 places to 2,766th.

Down 801 places to 3,786th.

Up 774 places to 3,944th.

Other biggest climbers

The risers: loud, proud, and mildly disrespectful to physics.

Up 746 places to 2,273rd.

Up 746 places to 2,710th.

Up 725 places to 2,675th.

Up 724 places to 3,886th.

Up 692 places to 1,377th.

Up 691 places to 2,881st.

Up 688 places to 4,481st.

Up 687 places to 1,286th.

Up 683 places to 1,494th.

Up 681 places to 1,539th.

Up 679 places to 3,352nd.

Up 675 places to 2,139th.

Other biggest fallers

A rough week at the office for this lot.

Down 773 places to 3,364th.

Down 767 places to 4,259th.

Down 735 places to 3,494th.

Down 730 places to 4,598th.

Down 724 places to 2,392nd.

Down 718 places to 2,472nd.

Down 716 places to 3,055th.

Down 708 places to 4,441st.

Down 701 places to 4,576th.

Down 700 places to 4,302nd.

Down 660 places to 2,779th.

Down 648 places to 3,923rd.

New and returning faces in the top 250

New faces and returning troublemakers — the top list stays busy.

163rd.

198th.

206th.

209th.

216th.

227th.

231st.

232nd.

235th.

236th.

237th.

243rd.

Over to you

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The Weekly Shake-Up: Top Movers (week ending April 3rd, 2026)

Boob Lover — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:00:03 +0000

The league table has done that thing again. You know the thing.

For this week’s chaos report, we’re comparing the all-time snapshot from March 27th, 2026 with the one from April 3rd, 2026.

This week in numbers: 23 contenders pushed their way into the top 250. Voting was lively too — more than 26,000 votes were recorded.

This week’s highlights

Someone’s been busy — it’s climbed into 2,905th.

Up 1,140 places to 2,905th.

It’s treated the table like a suggestion and ended up at 3,215th.

Up 945 places to 3,215th.

Big momentum energy — now at 1,363rd.

Up 932 places to 1,363rd.

This one didn’t so much climb as teleport: 2,922nd.

Up 919 places to 2,922nd.

If you only click a few…

Down 884 places to 2,539th.

Up 870 places to 2,241st.

Up 860 places to 2,657th.

Up 854 places to 1,955th.

Down 799 places to 4,300th.

Down 796 places to 4,298th.

Other biggest climbers

This is what momentum looks like.

Up 793 places to 2,621st.

Up 792 places to 652nd.

Up 782 places to 1,816th.

Up 775 places to 2,116th.

Up 765 places to 1,395th.

Up 756 places to 3,118th.

Up 732 places to 3,077th.

Up 728 places to 1,818th.

Up 718 places to 1,663rd.

Up 705 places to 2,414th.

Up 702 places to 1,240th.

Up 692 places to 1,772nd.

Other biggest fallers

Gravity remains undefeated.

Down 772 places to 3,212th.

Down 764 places to 2,081st.

Down 735 places to 2,261st.

Down 735 places to 2,961st.

Down 729 places to 4,017th.

Down 715 places to 2,771st.

Down 713 places to 3,196th.

Down 710 places to 2,726th.

Down 703 places to 3,217th.

Down 693 places to 3,708th.

Down 674 places to 4,115th.

Down 663 places to 3,829th.

New and returning faces in the top 250

Some are new. Some have returned. None of them are here to be subtle.

58th.

173rd.

176th.

197th.

202nd.

208th.

210th.

211th.

213th.

218th.

221st.

224th.

Over to you

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This Week’s Rank Drama: Top Movers (week ending March 27th, 2026)

Boob Lover — Sat, 28 Mar 2026 00:00:05 +0000

Welcome back to the rankings, where gravity is optional and dignity is not guaranteed.

All changes below come from the all-time snapshot on March 20th, 2026 compared with March 27th, 2026.

This week in numbers: 16 rank-reshuffles inside the top 250. People definitely had opinions this week: almost 27,000 votes worth of them.

This week’s highlights

A proper surge this week: now parked at 2,381st.

Up 1,158 places to 2,381st.

Someone’s been busy — it’s climbed into 3,370th.

Up 1,040 places to 3,370th.

It’s treated the table like a suggestion and ended up at 4,160th.

Up 1,003 places to 4,160th.

Big momentum energy — now at 1,467th.

Up 997 places to 1,467th.

If you only click a few…

Up 974 places to 1,862nd.

Up 941 places to 3,712th.

Up 924 places to 1,474th.

Up 922 places to 1,873rd.

Up 921 places to 1,114th.

Up 916 places to 3,414th.

Other biggest climbers

Climbing the table like they’ve got somewhere better to be.

Up 889 places to 2,205th.

Up 835 places to 1,910th.

Up 817 places to 911th.

Up 817 places to 1,784th.

Up 813 places to 2,018th.

Up 810 places to 3,018th.

Up 807 places to 3,375th.

Up 798 places to 3,453rd.

Up 793 places to 1,694th.

Up 791 places to 3,825th.

Up 751 places to 1,638th.

Up 747 places to 2,562nd.

Other biggest fallers

You can almost hear the sliding noise.

Down 839 places to 3,750th.

Down 797 places to 3,669th.

Down 794 places to 2,698th.

Down 785 places to 2,285th.

Down 780 places to 4,411th.

Down 779 places to 3,548th.

Down 760 places to 2,349th.

Down 757 places to 2,970th.

Down 741 places to 4,207th.

Down 734 places to 3,235th.

Down 733 places to 3,406th.

Down 732 places to 2,672nd.

New and returning faces in the top 250

Fresh arrivals — and familiar names making a comeback.

160th.

182nd.

196th.

199th.

214th.

223rd.

230th.

231st.

233rd.

235th.

236th.

238th.

Over to you

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