Welcome back to the rankings, where gravity is optional and dignity is not guaranteed.
This week’s shifts are measured from October 8th, 2026 to October 15th, 2026 (all-time rankings, not monthly).
This week in numbers: 21 new faces (or returning troublemakers) muscled into the top 250. Voting was lively too — almost 24,000 votes were recorded.
This week’s highlights
Absolutely refusing to be ignored, it’s now sitting at 1,425th.
Up 817 places to 1,425th.
It’s made a statement and landed at 4,301st — loud, confident, mildly alarming.
Up 756 places to 4,301st.
A quiet tumble, finishing at 4,221st.
Down 755 places to 4,221st.
It slid to 3,426th and is currently avoiding eye contact.
Down 692 places to 3,426th.
If you only click a few…
Down 690 places to 2,800th.
Down 685 places to 5,084th.
Up 650 places to 2,887th.
Down 646 places to 2,898th.
Up 635 places to 3,504th.
Down 635 places to 4,432nd.
Other biggest climbers
This is what momentum looks like.
Up 633 places to 2,857th.
Up 594 places to 4,594th.
Up 592 places to 4,352nd.
Up 591 places to 2,878th.
Up 574 places to 1,361st.
Up 557 places to 1,730th.
Up 557 places to 3,271st.
Up 549 places to 2,765th.
Up 546 places to 2,828th.
Up 542 places to 2,141st.
Up 527 places to 3,260th.
Up 525 places to 3,793rd.
Other biggest fallers
A rough week at the office for this lot.
Down 631 places to 3,696th.
Down 607 places to 3,186th.
Down 606 places to 5,264th.
Down 605 places to 4,336th.
Down 597 places to 4,281st.
Down 594 places to 5,097th.
Down 589 places to 3,828th.
Down 588 places to 3,434th.
Down 584 places to 4,518th.
Down 582 places to 3,304th.
Down 582 places to 5,083rd.
Down 579 places to 4,831st.
New and returning faces in the top 250
A few new names, a few old favourites reappearing like nothing happened.
169th.
191st.
198th.
200th.
205th.
208th.
209th.
223rd.
225th.
229th.
231st.
232nd.
Over to you
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