Welcome back to the rankings, where gravity is optional and dignity is not guaranteed.
This week’s shifts are measured from February 20th, 2026 to February 27th, 2026 (all-time rankings, not monthly).
This week in numbers: 16 rank-reshuffles inside the top 250. Voting was lively too — more than 28,000 votes were recorded.
This week’s highlights
It’s turned up, chosen chaos, and arrived at 2,948th.
Up 876 places to 2,948th.
A week of pure ambition, ending at 507th.
Up 861 places to 507th.
This one has misplaced several places and landed at 1,982nd.
Down 837 places to 1,982nd.
The table blinked and it was suddenly at 3,020th.
Up 808 places to 3,020th.
If you only click a few…
Up 775 places to 1,436th.
Down 765 places to 2,447th.
Up 720 places to 2,432nd.
Down 712 places to 2,687th.
Up 694 places to 760th.
Up 675 places to 2,067th.
Other biggest climbers
Pure upward chaos. You love to see it.
Up 648 places to 1,012th.
Up 639 places to 2,481st.
Up 617 places to 2,620th.
Up 572 places to 2,369th.
Up 568 places to 2,157th.
Up 561 places to 2,410th.
Up 558 places to 1,413th.
Up 545 places to 2,350th.
Up 543 places to 3,531st.
Up 536 places to 2,703rd.
Up 535 places to 3,022nd.
Up 533 places to 1,660th.
Other biggest fallers
You can almost hear the sliding noise.
Down 671 places to 3,601st.
Down 613 places to 3,594th.
Down 602 places to 3,660th.
Down 589 places to 3,714th.
Down 586 places to 2,824th.
Down 577 places to 2,869th.
Down 576 places to 2,343rd.
Down 560 places to 2,163rd.
Down 558 places to 3,872nd.
Down 554 places to 3,416th.
Down 543 places to 1,881st.
Down 539 places to 1,633rd.
New and returning faces in the top 250
New faces and returning troublemakers — the top list stays busy.
162nd.
163rd.
173rd.
188th.
189th.
195th.
209th.
217th.
218th.
233rd.
236th.
238th.
Over to you
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