Welcome back to the rankings, where gravity is optional and dignity is not guaranteed.
This round-up compares the all-time league positions on July 17th, 2026 against July 24th, 2026.
This week in numbers: 28 rank-reshuffles inside the top 250. Voting was lively too — more than 39,000 votes were recorded.
This week’s highlights
It’s drifted down to 2,210th with the energy of a deflating balloon.
Down 987 places to 2,210th.
A proper surge this week: now parked at 2,980th.
Up 891 places to 2,980th.
Someone’s been busy — it’s climbed into 3,130th.
Up 804 places to 3,130th.
It’s treated the table like a suggestion and ended up at 3,187th.
Up 761 places to 3,187th.
If you only click a few…
Down 759 places to 4,661st.
Up 728 places to 2,651st.
Down 722 places to 2,808th.
Up 716 places to 3,581st.
Up 706 places to 1,915th.
Down 685 places to 4,344th.
Other biggest climbers
The risers: loud, proud, and mildly disrespectful to physics.
Up 681 places to 3,057th.
Up 664 places to 2,415th.
Up 663 places to 3,170th.
Up 649 places to 2,053rd.
Up 643 places to 4,072nd.
Up 638 places to 2,992nd.
Up 636 places to 2,440th.
Up 635 places to 2,652nd.
Up 634 places to 4,239th.
Up 629 places to 2,957th.
Up 625 places to 2,633rd.
Up 625 places to 3,178th.
Other biggest fallers
If you need them, they’ll be at the bottom end of their feelings.
Down 682 places to 2,204th.
Down 677 places to 3,543rd.
Down 672 places to 2,796th.
Down 666 places to 3,149th.
Down 649 places to 4,886th.
Down 643 places to 2,697th.
Down 638 places to 3,528th.
Down 636 places to 2,273rd.
Down 624 places to 2,818th.
Down 619 places to 1,994th.
Down 615 places to 5,532nd.
Down 599 places to 3,645th.
New and returning faces in the top 250
Fresh arrivals — and familiar names making a comeback.
133rd.
153rd.
163rd.
184th.
185th.
188th.
191st.
192nd.
194th.
199th.
202nd.
203rd.
Over to you
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